Friday, 30th of September.
Four of my suitemates from last semester moved off campus to an apartment, and we made plans so I could see their house and see them. We met up at Mark's pizzeria and walked to where they lived. The house is nice and pretty big. They have high ceilings, which is really nice. I hate cramped living spaces, but I need a small place to study in. We talked for a long time, and around 9 we started drinking Vodka and playing asshole. Carrie (who wasn't playing) and Alecia didn't know how to play, so Cassidy and I taught them. The ended up being the asshole most of the time and it's hard to learn how to play and also be asshole, so Cassidy and I switched being asshole. (Most of them time we were either President or Vice President.)
After we went into Cassidy's room and she and I smoked a couple bowls and got ready to go out. She made me wear this really low-cut shirt of hers which showed up my huge boobs like no other. I felt sort of self-conscious, but I was slightly drunk and stoned so it didn't really matter. We left around 10:15 and as we were walking some guy was yelling and cheering at us from a porch. So in my drunken fashion I screamed "Stop leering at us and go fuck youself!" and threw up my middle fingers. No one has a right to do that to us.
We got to the party but it looked dead so we doubled back and went to the one on Lincoln. That one was also dead and the beer sucked. We went upstairs to the black light room and no one was up there except a full keg. We had a keg to ourselves. Except the beer was nasty so we drank like half the beer in our cups and left. We walked around downtown for a while and it was filled with drunks. We ate some pizza and went back to their house. I was so full I could barely move.
I walked back to the dorm sober but full of food and feeling so uncomfortable. I fell asleep unmoving, but this time from being stuffed, not from being incoherently drunk.
After we went into Cassidy's room and she and I smoked a couple bowls and got ready to go out. She made me wear this really low-cut shirt of hers which showed up my huge boobs like no other. I felt sort of self-conscious, but I was slightly drunk and stoned so it didn't really matter. We left around 10:15 and as we were walking some guy was yelling and cheering at us from a porch. So in my drunken fashion I screamed "Stop leering at us and go fuck youself!" and threw up my middle fingers. No one has a right to do that to us.
We got to the party but it looked dead so we doubled back and went to the one on Lincoln. That one was also dead and the beer sucked. We went upstairs to the black light room and no one was up there except a full keg. We had a keg to ourselves. Except the beer was nasty so we drank like half the beer in our cups and left. We walked around downtown for a while and it was filled with drunks. We ate some pizza and went back to their house. I was so full I could barely move.
I walked back to the dorm sober but full of food and feeling so uncomfortable. I fell asleep unmoving, but this time from being stuffed, not from being incoherently drunk.

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